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02 June 2005 @ 08:57 am
Well, DUH! Calendar entries  
It's been a while, so here we go.

Today's entry:

What were they thinking?

In the nineteenth century, preachers cautioned that ketchup and mustard led people to uncontrollable lust.

(to which my first thought was: Could you pass the Grey Poupon? :) )

From Wednesday, June 1:

Smart Thoughts about Stupidity

"Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world," psychologist R.D. Laing said. But then as Hollywood mogul Samuel Goldwyn said, "Anybody who goes to see a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined."

From Tuesday, May 31:

Dumb Plays in the Face of Fate

The small town of Gaston, South Carolina, finally gave in and set up its first stoplight in 1985. Two hours later, a car ran the town's only red light, causing a four-car pile up.
 
 
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mineral777 on June 2nd, 2005 09:57 pm (UTC)
mayo is a turn on? they had some serious issues to resolve
Michael: Iszservermonkey on June 11th, 2005 04:54 pm (UTC)
I drown my fries in mayo. Mmmm!